Somebody Explain

I have a few questions.

Not hard questions.

Just some things that puzzle me.

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Questions like,

why is this cow stalking me?

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Why does this tail wag when he can’t even see me?

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It’s been months, why isn’t the tractor running yet?

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Why did my herbs bite the dust?

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Well, except for this one. It’s still herbing away.

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Now I have new sprouts, will they fail me too?

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Why didn’t the Easter Bunny bring ME an Easter basket?

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Exactly how do you know when buttermilk is spoiled?

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Why does her tongue never stop?

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And why did I take this picture?

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I have no idea who these people are.

Somebody?

Anybody?

Can you explain these mysterious goings on?