“Man that sun is bright.”
“Look into my eyes….”
“Do as I say human or I will blast a hole through you with my gamma spectro laser rays!”
“If I pretend to be submissive to the humans will you share that bacon with me?”
Sometimes he has a look that says if I look at him the wrong way he will rip me to shreds with those razor sharp claws.
Oh, I know he don’t mean it, he’s only a little irritated that I woke him from his cat nap. Atleast that’s what I keep telling myself.