Yes, I know it’s over, but I have one last thing to say.
We were tee pee’d for the first time here on the farm.
Where I come from the ones who get this snow white embellishment, are the person you dislike the most, a former friend, a school teacher……or maybe in retaliation for a previous tee pee-ing episode.
Where my Captain comes from the most popular, most liked people get tee pee’d. Or, in retaliation to a previous tee pee-ing episode. For the whole month of October it’s an ongoing toilet tissue battle.
Some of you said before, that this pumpkin looked worried.
You now know why.
That picture was taken after we tore our way through our toilet tissue obstacle course that zigzagged its way across our porch.
The Captain’s truck didn’t escape the tee pee incident either.
Look closely and you can see the fluffy white stuff on my stair handrails, in the reflection on the truck.
Nor did the golf-cart escape the white ribbon episode.
I’m sure the scoundrel(s) giggled and snickered their way through the unrolling of the white stuff but……
the toilet tissue culprit made a grave mistake.
No, it’s not a fingerprint or an image caught on security tape.
They left handwriting samples……
I’m pretty sure I can name the culprit.
Because they find it hard to conceal their secret.
And as soon as my handwriting analyst confirms my suspicion……
I will know whether I am the one most disliked.
I will know that I AM LOVED.
But either way, I can promise you this……..
I WILL retaliate.
And revenge will be sweet.
So tell me……
Have you ever recieved the honor of waking up to the fluffy white wrapped and draped all over your yard or porch (or golf-cart)?
Or have you creeped in the darkness to a friend or neighbor’s house and “decorated” it Halloween?
Ever got caught tee pee-ing?
C’mon you can tell us!